Interview

• If you have to pick one thing that everyone else should absolutely know about you, what would it be?
  That I get tested every month and have the paperwork results that you may ask to refer to. <3
• What would you like your followers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
  I love intimacy. When he's on top and my legs are wrapped around him while I bite his collarbone with my head pushed against him.
  That feeling of closeness drives me nuts.
• What’s your lifestyle? What makes you who you are?
  My smile. When I'm on the street and I can be confident, when I'm nervous I fix my hair, try and make jokes but they only sound funny in my head and when I say them everyone just looks at me like I'm weird?
• What kind of diet and fitness regiment do you follow?
  It's always the stuff that no one wants to do! Depending on the day I either run in the morning or at night. Eating right, staying active. I love to dance, and that is a workout (especially if Madonna is playing).
• What is your ‘niche’?
  Yeah, what is my niche?
  To be determined?
• How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or you are more of a homebody?
  I don't travel too often besides Portland and back, usually once a year. Not necessarily a homebody because I'm usually out and about with friends and stuff, but sometimes I just won't leave the house for a day and watch Clueless over tea while I smoke weed. I'd love to travel, though.
• What makes you stand out from the crowd?
  My style. Most of my friends dress like they're extras in a Grimes video, whereas I dress like an extra from Pretty In Pink.
  Everyone in the situation is incredibly chic, though.
• What do you do for fun?
  Omg, so much.
  For example, a Saturday off right after payday:
  After I put on my favorite vintage Gucci pants with a form-fitting black top (complete with widebrim hat and vintage navy Burberry trench coat), I get an Uber to Cafe Presse where I meet a couple girlfriends for brunch. After, I walk downtown to the Market and buy my favorite lavender honey (great in Earl Grey tea), explore the vintage market under the bridge and then I'll cruise the record store. The record store is my Tiffany's.
  Go home, put on a cute night outfit, meet for drinks and then dancing and barhopping for the rest of the night. And karaoke!!! I always sing Dusty Springfield's "Son Of A Preacher Man", but sometimes I shake things up by doing "Teenage Kicks" by the Undertones.
  
  I make collages, I watch old films, I dance around my room and sing to myself in the my underwear!
• What are your greatest personal traits?
  My greatest specialty is actually hearing the words coming out of your mouth, but riding your cock at the same time!
  Or maybe it's my ability to give respectful and considerate advice on your everygay problems. That bitch Karen from accounting keeps commenting on your sensible but less-than-desirably attractive shoes? It's okay, we can talk it out (but after you blow your load in face).
• What should others absolutely know about you?
  That I give a shit and understand what my job means, and a huge part of it is listening and hearing you, hearing you tell me what you need.
• What do you enjoy most about yourself?
  I make people smile! It's kind of like my job, I always work the front of house and it's so causal at my workplace that I can make one-liners and witty replies. Like if someone is anxious for their day: I'll exclaim that if Britney can make it through 2007, we can make it through this day! Then I make them their nonfat vanilla latte with a double shot of self-respect because it looks like they might have run out.
  Also my thick cock.
• What are your hobbies? What do you like to do in your spare time?
  My favorite thing to do is go to thrift stores and go to their DVD sections and find lost gems that I haven't seen in forever, haha. The last one I found was Cruel Intentions which I bought in conjunction with The Royal Tenenbaums (I fucking love Wes Anderson).
  Vintage shopping, especially the 60's, I always dream of being Edie Sedgwick or even Nico.
  Going to second-run cinema. For my roommate's birthday one year we went to the Central Cinema and saw Breakfast At Tiffany's, we had a few rosés and just started crying because we're total saps apparently.
• How do you go that ‘extra mile' in your life?
  Going the extra mile in my life means random acts of kindness and helping my community and the individuals that surround me. Embracing and being that change we want to see in the world. Be kind, be loving.
• If you and I were on the beach having some wine and great food, what would you tell me about yourself.
  I would tell you about what it was like growing up as a queer person in a small town in this modern time. I never felt unsafe, I was always supported by my school and the adults in my life and that is something so invaluable because not every queer person can say that they have that experience.
  And then I'll tell you what turns me on. Tell you how I want you to touch me, how hard I want it.
• Tell us what you consider to be your greatest life experience.
  My birthday in February was at the Unicorn on Pike, I asked everyone who came to wear their favorite lip stick shade! We filled the downstairs and I was surrounded by all of my friends, my coworker yelled, "Happy Birthday to Jake Motherfuckin' (Real Last Name)!"
  She handed me a candle from the table and everyone was singing and cheering, then I made a wish and blew the candle out. I realized my wish was already granted. To be surrounded by the people I love the most, just having the best time.
  I'll always love my friends.
• Name 5 things that you can’t live without.
  Just five? My record player, my Criterion collection, my favorite red jockstrap, my bulldog harness and my non-existant gag reflex.